The Reporter and the Software Engineer - Ch. 2CONTAINS OUTLAST SPOILERSThe Reporter and the Software Engineer - Ch. 2 by LiruRules
When Waylon awoke, the first thing he noticed was the darkness. No, this wasn't consciousness. He was asleep, dreaming. No, no, please say it's not-
A rough hand grabbed at him from behind, catching onto his
-no, hadn't he been wearing a polo shirt and jeans when he'd been knocked out-
jumpsuit, dragging him out from beneath the table he was crouched under. He was met with the face of Eddie Gluskin. Waylon struggled to free himself but was firmly grasped under the man's arm. He was dragged to a familiar bloody room. The thick odor of blood coated Waylon's throat like metal and he choked.
The scene faded into another. Now he was on the table, limbs strung up, Gluskin talking to him softly. Waylon blanked out the speech, concentrating on finding a way to loosen the ropes capturing his extremities. It was fruitless, however, and he felt his heart rate accelerate as the groom moved around to the buzzsaw.
"Just close your eyes, and think of our children," he was sa
The Reporter and the Software Engineer - Ch. 1CONTAINS OUTLAST SPOILERSThe Reporter and the Software Engineer - Ch. 1 by LiruRules
One month after coming home from Mount Massive Asylum.
One month of screaming nightmares, insomnia and depression. Then the unexpected happened. An oddly familiar face had turned up. Waylon had told Lisa to take herself and both their sons away for a while so he could deal with it. She had understood, being the amazing woman she was, and had decided to go to her parents' residence until Waylon told her it was safe to return.
Now he had to deal with this. The man was still waiting for him out on the front porch. It had only taken a five minute conversation with Lisa and half an hour of packing to get them going. Their sons were told that daddy needed some time alone, so they would stay with mommy for a bit. They hadn't minded.
Waylon stepped out onto the porch. He studied the newcomer warily. Waylon had only glimpsed his face once, so long ago, when the horrors of his ordeal were still fresh in his mind. He had figured out that it was this man's car he had take
If Character 1 and Character 2 were to fight, who would win?
Jordan. Easily. Jaeger would give in immediately, he hates contact.
Character 3 and Character 4 decide to leave the country together – where do they go?
Gary: Um ... where are we going?
Drake: To my homeland! *walks in a circle* Yeah, I have no idea. Do you like Spain?
Character 5 and Character 6 enter a drinking game – who wins?
Kitty, surprisingly. Luzelle is terrible at drinking anything alcoholic.
Luzelle: *finishes first shot* NOPE I GIVE UP
Kitty: *drinks five shots* I win? Great!
Character 1 and Character 5 are lost – whose fault is it?
Kitty: Hey, uh, Jordan?
Kitty: I ... lost the map.
Kitty: I don't know ... I lost it hours ago and I've been pretending to know the way.
Character 3 and Character 2 fall in-love. How did this happen?
Drake: MY STUNNING GOOD LOOKS
Jaeger: Actually, it's because he's a hell of a lot nicer than Jordan is.
Character 6 and Character 2 are locked in a room together, what will inevitably happen between them?
Luzelle: I think there's a bug on you.
Jaeger: WHAT? WHERE?! *runs in a circle and into a wall and blacks out*
Luzelle: Oh, that was great. Thanks.
Between character 1 and Character 3, who has the worse temper?
Jordan: JAEGER, DID YOU LOSE MY PEN? ARE YOU KIDDING? IT WAS MY FAVORITE PEN!
(He's only like this because he gave up smoking.)
In a life and death situation, would Character 5 ever betray Character 2?
Kitty: No, I wouldn't! *pauses* Depends if my children were in danger.
Who, between Character 4 and Character 6 would be more likely to be arrested for indecent exposure?
Kitty: *interrupts* Gary would. He often forgets to put a shirt on, he's the worst in the morning.
Character 4 and Character 1 get into a bar brawl? How did it happen, and what do they do?
(They were drinking together.)
Gary: GRAAAAGHHH *throws table at Jordan*
Jordan: HOLY- *ducks*
Character 5 and Character 3 are part of a squadron of Spies, one of them is a traitor – how would the other find out?
Drake: *wanders up to Kitty* I'm a traitor, by the way. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *runs off laughing*
Character 4 and Character 6 are on TV, how did they get there and what are they doing?
They are masters of the art of staring contests. Gary doesn't blink much, and Luzelle doesn't even need to blink.
Character 2 is believed to be dead, how does Character 6 react?
Luzelle: Meh. What what his name again? Erin Jaeger or something?
Character 3 goes crazy and tries to kill Character 1, how do they go about it? And do they succeed?
Drake: I WILL KILL YOU FOR HURTING JAEGER *runs at Jordan with a knife and stabs him*
Character 5 is suddenly landed with a baby and appeals to Character 4 for help, how does Character 4 react?
Gary: Kitty, we already have three kids, we can't handle four!
Kitty: GARRYYYYYYY ;_;
Character 1 goes to a haunted house and demands Character 6 comes with them. What happens?
Jordan: *jumps at every tiny noise*
Luzelle: *yawns* Amateurs.
(He's a ghost.)
Character 2 has been in a terrible accident, and it’s up to Character 4 to keep them alive. What was the accident, and how does this work out?
Gary: Jaeger, were you really drink driving? AGAIN?! Goddamnit. *pokes his mangled head and waits for an ambulance*
Character 3 suffers a blow to head and loses all of their memory. Character 6 finds them – what happens?
Luzelle: *snorts* *snorts again* Pffttt AHAHAHAHHAHAHA DUDE YOU'RE SO DUMB
Character 5 has been acting strangely, disappearing on midnight expeditions, avoiding conversation and appeared distracted. Character 1 goes to investigate. What do they find?
Jordan: Kitty, what are you- *walks in and finds her with three kids* WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Kitty: They're mine, idiot! I haven't had much time with them, so I go to them at night!
Character 3 has been kidnapped by slave-traders, and only Character 4 and Character 2 can rescue them. How do they go about it?
Gary: Meh. I don't care really.
Jaeger: *gets a gun and marches into the slave-trader den*
Jaeger: *gets captured by said slave-traders*
Gary: Oh, for God's sake! *goes and kills every slave-trader*
Character 5, Character 1 and Character 6 all share a common hatred – what is it?
Kitty, Jordan and Luzelle: Fish.
Jordan: The taste, ugh ...
Kitty: I'm vegetarian. Not even fish touches my plate.
Luzelle: Fish is gross.
Between Character 3, Character 6 and Character 2 who is more likely to lose their mind and go on a killing spree.
Luzelle: Not me. I don't kill people.
Drake: Oh, Jaeger's done it before. He was drunk and angry. He got a fricking BUTTER knife and ran at a bunch of party-goers.
Character 5 has been brain-washed into thinking they’re Character 1! How does Character 1 react?
Kitty: Heheh. I have a beard.
Aliens attack and Character 2 reveals themselves to be an android scout sent to help destroy the Universe. Can character 4 convince Character 2 to do otherwise?
Gary: Look, you're human, you're not an android scout-
Jaeger: DESTROY. DESTROY. DESTROY. DEST-
Gary: *punches him in the face*
Character 5 And Character 3 have sex, how does Character 1 react upon finding them?
Jordan: What the f- Drake, I'm telling Jaeger. And Kitty, I'm telling Gary! Jeez, guys!
Character 4 and Character 6 decide to elope, how do Character 2 and Character 3 feel about this?
Jaeger and Drake: *watch Gary and Luzelle run off into the sunset*
Jaeger: *looks at Drake* Wasn't Gary married to Kitty?
Drake: *looks back* Didn't they have three kids?
Character 6 is caught stealing and put in jail, does Character 2 leave them there, or break them out?
Jaeger: I honestly couldn't care less.
Character 1, Character 3 and Character 5 form TEAM A, Character 2, Character 4 and Character 6 form TEAM B. They enter a series of Mini competitions.
There is an eating competition, which team members do TEAM A and TEAM B nominate? Who wins?
*Jordan and Luzelle are nominated*
Jordan: Uh, I don't think I'll do well.
Luzelle: *has already eaten 2163782456 pies* I can do this forever, I'm a ghost.
TEAM A are given a foul when one of the team members tries to put laxatives in the other teams tea. Who was responsible?
Drake: *sniggers* It would have been worth it, come on!
A TEAM B member and TEAM A member start consorting, who are they?
Gary and Kitty. They're married, of course they'll work together!
A TEAM A member throws a fight, so a TEAM B member can win, who would do that and why?
Drake started the fight against Jaeger to let Jaeger win so he feels less awful about the crappy fight earlier.
TEAM B are in the lead, but TEAM A gain several points in what kind of competition?
TEAM B and TEAM A are tied, and go onto the questionnaire round. Between A) Sports, B)Current events and Politics, C) Literature and D) General Knowledge, which topic do each Team choose?
TEAM A chooses literature because they all read lots.
TEAM B chooses general knowledge because they're all really bad at anything else.
TEAM A and TEAM B swap a member, who and why?
Gary is swapped for Drake so Jaeger and Drake are together and Gary and Kitty are together.
Between TEAM A and TEAM B who would win the last challenge of an obstacle course relay race?
TEAM A -
Kitty: YES! *runs over the line, breathless*
Jaeger: *far behind* I couldn't be bothered to run.
How does the winning Team celebrate?
*lots of alcohol*
Do both teams remain friends, or is it time for Round 2?!
An ordinary British person. No, anything but ordinary. I'm not saying I am extraordinary. Just a heads up because I am so crazy you will never believe it. Although I'm not as crazy as my friend SvetlanaSantoryuu. Now, she is the epitome of crazy!
Me, crazy? No, I definitely don't talk to animate objects or obsess over things I shouldn't obsess over. Pffft, I'm such a liar XD Oh, and I am in love with games like BioShock and Outlast. Normal stuff.
Current favourite song: Sleepwalking by Bring Me The Horizon
Favourite food: Idk :I
Favourite drink: COFFEE! (Not tea)
Current obsession: Outlast
Fellow fangirls: SexySonadow, MY DARLING BUDDY! and SvetlanaSantoryuu as a fellow Weddie shipper!